Many thousands of my fans who come to this site every day have written emails inquiring into the reason for the long absence. Why did February pass us by with no blog posts? The reason, my dear friends, is because your humble blogger was busy compiling a few lists, making sure to include every applicable name or item that belonged on them. At long last, he is ready to divulge the contents of these lists.
List of People Who Need to Tap Dance in a Mine Field
1. Anyone who uses feminine pronouns as neutral pronouns.
Take your time to peruse the list, and then consider the second one.
List of People Who Need Their Face Sat On
1. Your humble blogger
Next, a companion list.
List of People Who Need To Do Some Facesitting
1. Megan Fox
One final list for those who will be doing some gambling in the coming year.
List of College Football National Champions in 2010
1. Ohio State Buckeyes
There we go. That should clear a few things up around here. Next week we'll discuss lascivious cradle-robbers and how to spot them.
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